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[8 Jan 2012 | No Comment | 2,041 views]
Horoscope for the week of Jan. 9

Frankly, we weren’t sure if Dr. Zodiac — our resident psychic, soothsayer and general purpose mystic — would come through with a horoscope this week.
Well, he calls them StarCasts, but that’s another story. At any rate, it seems the good doctor was upset over a fight with his wife and just wasn’t in the mood to tell us what the treacherous stars had in store for us in the coming week. He claimed his emotional state was not conducive to his necessary contact with the stars, thus making it difficult …

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[1 Jan 2012 | No Comment | 1,746 views]
Horoscope for the week of Jan. 2

Well, happy New Year!
I know what you’re all thinking — what kind of calamity will the stars inflict on us in 2012? Well, you might not be thinking along those lines. We at First Arkansas News didn’t until Dr. Zodiac — our resident psychic, soothsayer and general purpose mystic — sold us we ought to be thinking about such things constantly. Who are we to question the wisdom of Dr. Zodiac? He is, after all, a doctor (or at least he claims to be).
At any rate, Dr. Zodiac tells us …

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[25 Dec 2011 | No Comment | 2,090 views]
Horoscope for the week of Dec. 26

The following StarCast is for he week of Dec. 26, but the chances are good that you’re reading it on Christmas day.
That being the case, we at First Arkansas News join Dr. Zodiac in wishing you a very merry Christmas and a happy new year. If you’re reading this after Christmas, well shame on you for not being more punctual but our jolly seasons greetings still apply.
As we turn our attention to the new year, we can’t help but wonder what the stars have in store for us. Dr. Zodiac …

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[18 Dec 2011 | No Comment | 1,891 views]
Horoscope for the week of Dec. 19

Dr. Zodiac — our in-house psychic, astrologer, master of the occult and general-purpose guru, wanted us at First Arkansas News to convey to our readers his sincere wishes for a wonderful Christmas.
Of course, he says the stars — those ill-tempered celestial beings that don’t at all care for humanity — are out to ruin everybody’s holiday fun. Why? Dr. Zodiac says it’s because they’re mean and that’s what they do. Regardless, the good doctor is here to help. He claims that knowledge is power and that some advance warning about …

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[4 Dec 2011 | No Comment | 2,928 views]
Horoscope for the week of Dec. 5

We at First Arkansas News certainly wish everyone a happy Christmas season and hope both the new year is a great one for all.
Dr. Zodiac, however, isn’t quite so optimistic. No, he said the stars love nothing more than to see humans miserable and have been particularly happy about the rotten economy that’s gripped the world these past few years. The stars would love to see that level of misery continue and have vowed to kick us all while we’re down.
“Those stars. They’re punks like that,” Dr. Zodiac said. “Don’t …