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[18 Dec 2011 | No Comment | 1,959 views]
Horoscope for the week of Dec. 19

Dr. Zodiac — our in-house psychic, astrologer, master of the occult and general-purpose guru, wanted us at First Arkansas News to convey to our readers his sincere wishes for a wonderful Christmas.
Of course, he says the stars — those ill-tempered celestial beings that don’t at all care for humanity — are out to ruin everybody’s holiday fun. Why? Dr. Zodiac says it’s because they’re mean and that’s what they do. Regardless, the good doctor is here to help. He claims that knowledge is power and that some advance warning about …

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[16 Oct 2011 | One Comment | 5,459 views]
Horoscope for the week of Oct. 17

As part of the ongoing efforts to make weekends a bit more fun around here, we at First Arkansas News have retained the services of Dr. Zodiac, a self-described astrologer, diviner and master of the Spirit World (the capitalizations are his).
We don’t know a whole lot about Dr. Zodiac. We don’t even have a photograph of him, in fact, as he swears that allowing a camera to capture his image would result in his soul being sent to some very unpleasant alternate plane. He did send us a line drawing …